1. Does anyone else lie in bed at 2:30am filled with the crippling fear that they’re never going to accomplish anything in life and fail miserably or is that just me

    (via iwasrunningwiththew0lves)

     


  2. heterophobianca:

    livin a life of constantly being a little bit sleepy and mildly turned on

    (via cucumber-sorbet)

     

  3. calabozos:

    i-might-be-misha:

    There are children on this site!

    oh my

    (Source: hiddlestohn, via theblackship)

     

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  5. andythanfiction:

    teslaandhispigeon:

    Can we please just tell every middle schooler this instead of making them feel embarrassed by their existence and their need to try new things? It would be much nicer to hear this through middle school and high school than it is to hear about how dumb your phase or whatever is and how much you’ll regret it in a year.

    Damn, every time I see this go by my dash, it has, like, 10K more notes.  I’m awed by how much it seems to have meant to so many people, and incredibly moved to see so many notes saying that this has mattered.

    (via all-i-needed-was-a-cuppa-tea)

     

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  7. tom-bless-you-hiddleston:

    sanjista:

    melancholicmarionette:

    Imagine how is touch the sky

    return here, please carts, i’m begging you

    Don’t dead open inside

    (via all-i-needed-was-a-cuppa-tea)

     


  8. boo-tyluvr:

    If a guy calls you princess in a condescending manner assert your newly appointed royal status and have him beheaded.

    (via tylerjjoseph)

     


  9. sexhaver:

    boredlord:

    What do teens like?!? Is it memes? Memes about skeletons? Piss? Communism?

    this post is 20x funnier if you imagine a CEO shouting it at his board of directors

    (via internetpriest)

     

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  11. actionables:

    when I was 5 my aunt explained to me what the word bisexual meant and up until the 7th grade I thought that bi girls were the girls who liked both gay and straight men

    (via cucumber-sorbet)

     

  12. verythirsty:

    me when I’m pretending to care about what someone’s saying

    (Source: mattsgifs, via cucumber-sorbet)

     

  13. h0lygabz:

    rearadmiral-comsmocock:

    can we just take a moment to realize that not only did it paint an elephant it painted it to give the illusion of depth

    the moment when an elephant can draw a better elephant than me

    (Source: ForGIFs.com, via gyaradont)

     

  14. hiddlesneezes:

    tennowman:

    lucifer-is-a-bag-of-dicks:

    mahimahi713:

    lucifer-is-a-bag-of-dicks:

    mahimahi713:

    the-winchesters-creed:

    ayellowstateofmind:

    Imagine stabbing someone with this knife. 

    It would instantly cauterize the would, so the person wouldn’t bleed, so it’s not very useful.

    UM. I WOULD NOT BE INTERESTED IN THE STABBY STABBING OF PEOPLE, BUT RATHER WHAT IT IS BEING USED FOR IN THE GIF. FOR THE SLICEY SLICEY AND TOASTY TOASTY OF A LOAF OF BREAD AT THE SAME DAMN TIME.

    it’s a baby lightsaber

    CAN I USE IT AS A DILDO?

    I would not recommend it

    There are four types of people on here…

    1. Let’s stab someone
    2. slicey slicey and toasty toasty
    3. Let’s have a baby light saber duell
    4. Let’s fuck a the light saber

    (Source: picapixels, via cucumber-sorbet)

     

  15. thecolorplaid:

    pricklylegs:

    These are gold.

    no but this is literally college

    (Source: thefergiefergs, via cucumber-sorbet)

     
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