1. can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

    I̝ ̡̥̻A̦̹͔M̶͚͚̳̣ ̘̤T͚̪̭ͅH̳E̥ ̺̜̞̣͎̘̖C̷̫̥ͅR̭͙̬̻͚O̞̭͈C ̲͎̦̪̫O̺̻̠̹̗̻̯VE̪̗R̙͕̰͓͟L̮̻̬̀O͏͔̰ͅR̦͕̝̩̦͍͕D͙̩͍̙̦̼̭͠
    ̬
    ̞̰̲͙A̺̣͖̘L̞͙͕̝̟̮ͅL̸̠̭̝̼͖ͅ ̨͇͉̲H͏͖͍͍AI͇Ḽ͠

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  2. reallifebfg:

    georgeslays:

    The reasons to love the British Royal family never end

    It’s like they’re in a sitcom.

    (via sindielissexy)

     

  3. accioonmywaywardson:

    otpswillruinyourlife:

    sevenpoints:

    oh my god 

    I JUST BURST OUT LAUGHING IN A SILENT HOUSE OH MY GOD

    (Source: gayperson, via gyaradont)

     

  4. tyleroakley:

    I like to imagine some people on here might not realize that 19 is the question number, not his actual answer

    (Source: dontyoucallyourhusbanddaddy, via wellfuckyoutoothen)

     

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  8. leupagus:

    disappointingpopsiclejokes:

    Disappointing Popsicle Jokes

    HOW IS THIS A DISAPPOINTING POPSICLE JOKE

    (via wellfuckyoutoothen)

     

  9. poopflow:

    okay but the amount of planning that went into this vine……

    (Source: three-hunna, via wellfuckyoutoothen)

     


  10. justnabingaround:

    when the wifi finally connects

    image

    (via sindielissexy)

     


  11. vesley:

    I only want to wear underwear and a crown all day

    (via sindielissexy)

     

  12. asiamack:

    Gas bruh. Gas is hella expensive.

    (Source: ralndrops, via wellfuckyoutoothen)

     

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  14. vanconcastiel:

    ignotum-per-aeque-ignotum:

    fandomstuck:

    the fact that there are animals who can see colors that i cant which means that there are colors that exist that it is literally impossible for me to envision is such fucking bullshit that i wanna rip open a couch and eat it

    Humans have 3 types of rods for processing color (red green and blue). Mantis Shrimp have 16.

    Fucking shrimp. I will NOT be jealous of food.

    (via wellfuckyoutoothen)

     


  15. rnicrophone:

    bombing:

    cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas

    me: you said i got one phone call

    image

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