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  2. actionables:

    when I was 5 my aunt explained to me what the word bisexual meant and up until the 7th grade I thought that bi girls were the girls who liked both gay and straight men

    (via cucumber-sorbet)

     

  3. verythirsty:

    me when I’m pretending to care about what someone’s saying

    (Source: mattsgifs, via cucumber-sorbet)

     

  4. h0lygabz:

    rearadmiral-comsmocock:

    can we just take a moment to realize that not only did it paint an elephant it painted it to give the illusion of depth

    the moment when an elephant can draw a better elephant than me

    (Source: ForGIFs.com, via gyaradont)

     

  5. hiddlesneezes:

    tennowman:

    lucifer-is-a-bag-of-dicks:

    mahimahi713:

    lucifer-is-a-bag-of-dicks:

    mahimahi713:

    the-winchesters-creed:

    ayellowstateofmind:

    Imagine stabbing someone with this knife. 

    It would instantly cauterize the would, so the person wouldn’t bleed, so it’s not very useful.

    UM. I WOULD NOT BE INTERESTED IN THE STABBY STABBING OF PEOPLE, BUT RATHER WHAT IT IS BEING USED FOR IN THE GIF. FOR THE SLICEY SLICEY AND TOASTY TOASTY OF A LOAF OF BREAD AT THE SAME DAMN TIME.

    it’s a baby lightsaber

    CAN I USE IT AS A DILDO?

    I would not recommend it

    There are four types of people on here…

    1. Let’s stab someone
    2. slicey slicey and toasty toasty
    3. Let’s have a baby light saber duell
    4. Let’s fuck a the light saber

    (Source: picapixels, via cucumber-sorbet)

     

  6. thecolorplaid:

    pricklylegs:

    These are gold.

    no but this is literally college

    (Source: thefergiefergs, via cucumber-sorbet)

     

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  8. dewgongo:

    um wow, look at that our hands brushed each other. so awkward but in my culture were now engaged haha lets start planning the wedding

    (via cucumber-sorbet)

     


  9. flylng:

    why is “fuck you” an insult like hell yea fuck me fuck me hard

    (via cucumber-sorbet)

     


  10. digimoose:

    hahrys:

    boys moaning is basically the hottest thing a guy can do besides give you neck kisses

    2 for 1 special: make him moan into your neck as he’s kissing it

    (Source: ashftirwin, via cucumber-sorbet)

     

  11. are cats even real

    (Source: ForGIFs.com, via cucumber-sorbet)

     


  12. santalinson:

    "we’ll be watching a movie in class today"

    image

    "here’s the packet of questions you’ll have to answer while watching"

    image

    (Source: upallnighted, via rosiedoll)

     

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