1. monochromatose:

    babyminaj:

    too good

    nO BUT WHAT IF YOU HAD A LONG DISTANCE RELATIONSHIP WITH SOMEONE AND YOU MAILED THEM THIS CARD AND PUT A PLANE TICKET INSIDE HOW FUCKING CUTE WOULD THAT BE

    (via yaoiobsessednerd)

     

  2. mistressmoxx:

    A delicious and well balanced breakfast.

     

  3. daddy-dark:

    You won’t see.
    You won’t hear.

    But you’ll feel.
    Oh, how you’ll feel.

     

  4. can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

    I̝ ̡̥̻A̦̹͔M̶͚͚̳̣ ̘̤T͚̪̭ͅH̳E̥ ̺̜̞̣͎̘̖C̷̫̥ͅR̭͙̬̻͚O̞̭͈C ̲͎̦̪̫O̺̻̠̹̗̻̯VE̪̗R̙͕̰͓͟L̮̻̬̀O͏͔̰ͅR̦͕̝̩̦͍͕D͙̩͍̙̦̼̭͠
    ̬
    ̞̰̲͙A̺̣͖̘L̞͙͕̝̟̮ͅL̸̠̭̝̼͖ͅ ̨͇͉̲H͏͖͍͍AI͇Ḽ͠

    (via sindielissexy)

     

  5. reallifebfg:

    georgeslays:

    The reasons to love the British Royal family never end

    It’s like they’re in a sitcom.

    (via sindielissexy)

     

  6. accioonmywaywardson:

    otpswillruinyourlife:

    sevenpoints:

    oh my god 

    I JUST BURST OUT LAUGHING IN A SILENT HOUSE OH MY GOD

    (Source: gayperson, via monalisasvagina)

     

  7. tyleroakley:

    I like to imagine some people on here might not realize that 19 is the question number, not his actual answer

    (Source: dontyoucallyourhusbanddaddy, via wellfuckyoutoothen)

     

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  11. leupagus:

    disappointingpopsiclejokes:

    Disappointing Popsicle Jokes

    HOW IS THIS A DISAPPOINTING POPSICLE JOKE

    (via wellfuckyoutoothen)

     

  12. poopflow:

    okay but the amount of planning that went into this vine……

    (Source: three-hunna, via wellfuckyoutoothen)

     


  13. justnabingaround:

    when the wifi finally connects

    image

    (via sindielissexy)

     


  14. vesley:

    I only want to wear underwear and a crown all day

    (via sindielissexy)

     

  15. asiamack:

    Gas bruh. Gas is hella expensive.

    (Source: ralndrops, via wellfuckyoutoothen)

     
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